tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post1270486966524849348..comments2023-05-09T04:57:48.290-05:00Comments on From A Submariner's Perspective: ...on Dildos and Broken DicksSmagBoy1http://www.blogger.com/profile/06579694369460538262noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-23570541135993619082009-11-11T21:21:48.746-06:002009-11-11T21:21:48.746-06:00I've put milk into the cupboard after pouring ...I've put milk into the cupboard after pouring it on my cereal.<br /><br />I really like how Doonesbury handled the health care screamers. Mike Doonesbury's elderly mother burned her Medicare card in protest of a government "takeover" of healthcare, then injured herself at a rally and, of course, needed the card to pay for the ER.herdThinnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11243614435958257781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-44744178626536472009-11-07T17:36:13.991-06:002009-11-07T17:36:13.991-06:00Ah, thank you, Kati. Got it now. :-)
And, as for...Ah, thank you, Kati. Got it now. :-)<br /><br />And, as for putting shoes in the fridge, though I've never done that, I *have* put my cup of coffee in the freezer after getting a piece of ice to cool the coffee... (sigh)SmagBoy1https://www.blogger.com/profile/06579694369460538262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-58337767791784092712009-11-07T16:02:24.268-06:002009-11-07T16:02:24.268-06:00PS again, I mean don't get me wrong, I haven&#...PS again, I mean don't get me wrong, I haven't put my shoes in the fridge yet....Katihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05645682203535768013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-78280118386167534452009-11-07T16:01:19.905-06:002009-11-07T16:01:19.905-06:00PS triple quadruple, nay, quintuple oops!
Oh me...PS triple quadruple, nay, quintuple oops!<br /> <br />Oh me god,who put the bourbon in my tea? I couldn't be that senile yet? Not only did I read that article,I also commented on it....<br /><br />Is this as bad as finding you put your shoes in the fridge? (I'm told that might be a clue to dementia or something....)Katihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05645682203535768013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-63993274560868250602009-11-07T15:54:47.424-06:002009-11-07T15:54:47.424-06:00PS: the crazy woman's name is Michelle Bachma...PS: the crazy woman's name is Michelle Bachmann. The rally was last Saturday. There's an article in Slate about it but I haven't read it yet....Katihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05645682203535768013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-61930911381400669152009-11-07T15:50:00.688-06:002009-11-07T15:50:00.688-06:00ooops, sorry about the confusion. The placard was...ooops, sorry about the confusion. The placard was put up during the anti-health care reform rally in DC hosted by that crazy representative Bachman(sp?). I guess the intent was to claim that that is what would happen if health care reform passed....Katihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05645682203535768013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-72842823328500690872009-11-06T19:27:56.135-06:002009-11-06T19:27:56.135-06:00Seoul, you're absolutely welcome. Remember, I...Seoul, you're absolutely welcome. Remember, I only speak the truth. Nothing more, nothing less. :-)<br /><br />Debbie, you need to work in R&D for some major manufacturing firm. You could make a mint! Or, you could work in D.C. for the government, fixing our problems! Well, no, on second thought, good ideas go there to die, not to flourish. I'm loving it, though, believe me. Keep on keepin' on! :-)<br /><br />Kati, it's always my immense and sincere pleasure to see you here in the lagoon. I'm with herdthinner in that I'd like to know more about the ads employed by the anti-gay movement. They never cease to amaze and disgust me, those righteous bastards, and I am so happy to see sign after sign that their time in control of our political agenda is growing shorter and shorter. When they have to start using the tactics of fear and discrimination, they've already lost. I'm glad that you like my new submarine. I think I shall keep it. :-)<br /><br />Have a wonderful weekend, all!SmagBoy1https://www.blogger.com/profile/06579694369460538262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-15258331692003375862009-11-06T18:17:59.113-06:002009-11-06T18:17:59.113-06:00Kati, I'm feeling a bit ignorant. Where did t...Kati, I'm feeling a bit ignorant. Where did the placards of Nazi victims occur? The opponents of gay marriage were showing them? If that's the case... now am really confused!<br /><br />I mentioned above that my mother and aunt both voted against gay marriage when the vote was in California. They're not what one would describe as religious. Just... old conservatives, I guess. Which is weird because Mom is otherwise quite liberal about "relationships" and sex. But there she was, parroting the "marriage is between a man and a woman to make babies" bit, like she was reading it from notecards. And saying that to ME is ueber ironic; my biological clock never ticked and will certainly never ring.herdThinnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11243614435958257781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-1719904461026609842009-11-06T17:36:44.308-06:002009-11-06T17:36:44.308-06:00PS: I forgot to say I really like your title &quo...PS: I forgot to say I really like your title ".on dildos and broken dicks" --that brings the main themes nicely together.Katihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05645682203535768013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-85096684078393281942009-11-06T16:13:41.264-06:002009-11-06T16:13:41.264-06:00Holly Bat Shit/ I mean Holly Underwater Bat Mobile...Holly Bat Shit/ I mean Holly Underwater Bat Mobile!<br /><br />And then the winner of the week (or perhaps the year?): "Holy fucking batshit on the windshield of your brain" (is this somehow like "mud in your eyes? No? I didn't think so...)<br /><br />I too feel sad about the Maine vote. Luckily we seem to have done a bit better in Washington state (keep my fingers crossed, not all votes have been counted yet). The legislature had passed a bill dubbed "anything but marriage" giving all registered domestic partners the same rights as married couples but not calling it marriage. <br /><br />But oh no, that didn't fool the out of states goons who came down with millions to turn the law into a referendum.... which seems to have been defeated..<br /><br />I can't phatom those goons' supposed defense of marriage. Christian fundamentalists have the highest rate of divorce than any other group in the country... they should be grateful to the Gay community for putting such high value on marriage. Of course, you can't accuse the Christian right of being consistent about anything.<br /><br />I got also got terribly upset about that huge placard with a close up of a pile of bodies of people murdered in Nazi extermination camp displayed during the Bachman bachanelia. Using murder victims to back up a totally unrelated political goal is to murder them again. They could have been showing my father and grandfather.... I had to close my eyes each time it was shown on TV. <br /><br />On a lighter note, I really like your little yellow submarine pix/decal... so cute!Katihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05645682203535768013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-52501663119373522772009-11-06T14:47:36.363-06:002009-11-06T14:47:36.363-06:00Smaggy...loved the research at Amazon!
I can see...Smaggy...loved the research at Amazon!<br /><br /><br />I can see the commercials now!<br /><br />Can you see it....<br /><br /><br />Introducing the new iVibe with alarm, automatic daylight savings time and the downloadable rhythms to fit your needs!<br /><br /><br /><br />You can either pick up the SD cards at your local O-mart or download online for a personalized workout!<br /><br /><br /><br />Download The iMario, The Tantric iSting, The iJackman, The Jake iGyllenhaal, and the best seller, Mike iRowe of Dirty Jobs, try all the rythms, in stock now!<br /><br /><br /><br />Order yours with the new Zebra iSkin or the ever popular Pink Rhinestone iSkin (disclamer, Rhinestone Skins pose a risk but much less than pharmaceutical's).<br /><br /><br /><br />iVibe, uVibe, we all Vibe!DebbiePlaysWellWithOthershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647894940477287915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-14908681599498325342009-11-06T13:53:38.798-06:002009-11-06T13:53:38.798-06:00Smaggy, you are just the sweetest man ever! Thank ...Smaggy, you are just the sweetest man ever! Thank you for your kind words! And I think it's awesome that your kid reads your column! You've obviously done a pretty good job yourself with her!Seoul Sisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11494400427607085487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-19474982709364337292009-11-06T12:42:30.139-06:002009-11-06T12:42:30.139-06:00Smaggy...yes, that might cause the moral majority ...Smaggy...yes, that might cause the moral majority to really do some foot tapping...maybe some would move out of the air line terminal bathrooms in Minnesota, get some real work done for a change.<br /><br />All this avoidance of human sexuality causes a boatload of unneeded issues. Tamp down ones sexuality in one fashion and it blows out in another...and that is not always a good thing.<br /><br />I'll share my favorite of all time...it really makes a lot of sense when a highly televised personality touts abstinence as a form of birth control while there teenage daughter stands beside them pregnant....and they keep on touting abstinence! I ask...how's that working for you? Do they believe we are not paying attention?<br /><br />I respect those that try something and can change their mind/tactic's when it does not work, own up to the failure of an idea...but to keep on, keeping on when you have proof it does not work, bugs the hell out of me.<br /><br />It also bugs the hell out of me when the most conservative are outed for a bit of toe tapping when they have stood as a barrier to the rights of other's, dragging their wives and children through their mud, their denial.<br /><br />But that's just me. <br /><br />OK, I'm off to be productive!<br /><br />Happy trails to you....DebbiePlaysWellWithOthershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647894940477287915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-77734801560512374172009-11-06T12:23:21.625-06:002009-11-06T12:23:21.625-06:00Well, Debbie, I think it's a great idea, but, ...Well, Debbie, I think it's a great idea, but, not "instead of" condoms, but, rather, "in addition to" or "as another choice". Can you imagine what would happen to the moral majority? Their heads would absolutely EXPLODE! That's enough reason for me right there. Let's do it! :-)SmagBoy1https://www.blogger.com/profile/06579694369460538262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-35613827545021530322009-11-06T12:01:07.324-06:002009-11-06T12:01:07.324-06:00I've got an idea!
Imagine for a moment...
...I've got an idea!<br /><br /><br /><br />Imagine for a moment...<br /><br /><br /><br />That Planned Parenthood handed out vibrator's instead of condom's how this might effect a young woman's ability to avoid STD.s, pregnancy and all those issues of having sex at an age considered too young. You know the too young group falling under the conditions of, not under my roof, not until you are 21 and my all time favorite, the basic denial that human's are sexual beings. I do believe taking care of ones own needs would alleviate some of the need to experiment with males, if one had a vibrator how often would you choose the young male experience. Maybe not often at all?<br /><br /><br /><br />Interesting thought, could be a great motivator. Finish your homework and you can have your vibrator until dinner is ready. Mind blowing huh? Probably would have a whole bunch of new issues to discuss over dinner, get off the phone, stop texting and go to bed mantra would change!<br /><br /><br /><br />Maybe it's better having your teenager sneaking about having sex rather than the low hum of a happy household. <br /><br /><br /><br />Just a thought.DebbiePlaysWellWithOthershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11647894940477287915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-46942500148203446072009-11-06T07:03:04.266-06:002009-11-06T07:03:04.266-06:00Hahaha... yeah. I'm a violinist, actually and ...Hahaha... yeah. I'm a violinist, actually and thus why I picked the name. It's from Mozart's piece "Eine Kliene Nachtmusik", although he's not my cup of tea. :-P I look forward to reading more of your blog!Nachtmusiknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-87687503277717855862009-11-06T06:52:31.184-06:002009-11-06T06:52:31.184-06:00Hey herdthinner! Welcome back to the lagoon! I l...Hey herdthinner! Welcome back to the lagoon! I like the sound of your church. I'm for any religion and any church, so long as they don't try to force their views on the rest of us. :-)<br /><br />Nachtmusik! Nightmusic! Welcome! Did you know that I was stationed for three years in Germany (not while in the Navy, in my current job)? I love you nickname. :-) I agree that if the kiddo's feeling okay talking with mom, she should. Always. I hope to see you again, and thanks for reading!<br /><br />pooham, you ask a simple question and I'll give a simple answer: yes. Now, I'll ask you, and you needn't feel compelled to answer, but, do you think it's good or bad that they read my stuff?<br /><br />Welcome Stephanie! I am thrilled about WA! It is a good and wonderful indicator of the future. Thank you so much for stopping by and commenting and please continue to do so!<br /><br />Have a great weekend, all! :-)SmagBoy1https://www.blogger.com/profile/06579694369460538262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-34924345163711524352009-11-06T02:23:29.921-06:002009-11-06T02:23:29.921-06:00Hi-long time Smag Fangirl, first time commenter.
...Hi-long time Smag Fangirl, first time commenter. <br /> Can we be happy that WA state took a big step toward gay marriage with their Ref 71 approval? It's not completely granting gay marriage but it was voter approved despite the misinformation spread by crazy rightwingers and bigots.The Insouciant Sophisticatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03934853089105345052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-44570927773536469302009-11-06T00:35:49.732-06:002009-11-06T00:35:49.732-06:00Hey SmagBoy, just a question out of curiosity, ple...Hey SmagBoy, just a question out of curiosity, please don't feel compelled to answer, but I was wondering if your wife and kids read your posts? I know, none of my business, and really no particular reason for asking aside from just plain curious...poohamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09223311513465648629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-75645246377048962602009-11-05T23:23:44.824-06:002009-11-05T23:23:44.824-06:00Smag, I've been your secret admirer for a year...Smag, I've been your secret admirer for a year now! Hahaha... okay, I'm kidding. But seriously, after I read Prudie's advice column, I would then hop onto The Fray to look for your posts. Prudie's advice can be pretty bad sometimes. <br /><br />In the meanwhile, I understand the need for a child's privacy and to learn things on their own. I do believe that children learn best figuring things out on their own, but when it comes to sex, I feel kids should be well informed. I may not want to know all the d's about my kids doing deed, but I would want my them to feel comfortable asking me for advice on sex. I'd want my them well-informed rather than coming up to me and say, "Mom, Dad... I fucked up..." That's my two cents.<br /><br />Keep it up! I look forward to reading more from ya! :-DNachtmusiknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-9191858936210903512009-11-05T21:29:00.914-06:002009-11-05T21:29:00.914-06:00A fine batch of letter this week. I'll try no...A fine batch of letter this week. I'll try not to just repeat my replies to MessyOne's SHADDUP, but.. ah, I can't lie. Same message, different words.<br /><br />LW1 - Heh. Humans and their libidos. I was probably in my room, reading comics, when those were being handed out. Never had any interest in the mechanical or live version. So I have no idea if Mom should know or not.<br /><br />LW2 - ...aaaaaand this one's obsessed with babies - more things that confuse me! Just cool your jets, ya crazy - never mind. Smag's already taken care of you.<br /><br />LW3 - good golly, also didn't consider that it could be either gender. I was leaning towards female, but am now undecided. I'm of the "sowing what you reap" school. For all the LW knows, Dad and his entire new family were in therapy for years because of the reign of terror, and finally came to the decision to cut all ties. There's also the WWJD question. But then, most people just asked Jesus for free medical care and hardly any for straightup forgiveness, so the question is still unanswered (to me)<br /><br />LW4 - BOTH genders put down BOTH toilet seats, period. Yay! That 100-year War was resolved! And be nice at work or pay the price! I've always been nice to my coworkers, but at my first decent-paying job since moving to Mass., thinking I was hot shit and untouchable is what ultimately put me on the Layoffs Block. <br /><br />Bonus quesion: Oh, Maine. Oh, California. Oh... the other states that have been voting it out. Both my mother and aunt, Californians 4Evah, voted enthusiastically for whichever proposition banned gay marriage. I'm with the folks regarding this as a civil rights issue. You don't put those to the popular vote.<br /><br />Irony! I belong to an "open and affirming" church, meaning we'll take anyone, so needless to say, it's very popular with gay folks. And let me tell you, given the chance to worship freely, to a person they're as dedicated, reverent and enthusiastic as any other member I've seen. They've got holy spirit to spare. Sumthin' to think about, Biblethumpers!herdThinnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11243614435958257781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-43111521239070726322009-11-05T20:10:56.717-06:002009-11-05T20:10:56.717-06:00Awesome!
As always, you totally rock!Awesome!<br />As always, you totally rock!Madd Libbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12947718931795521357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-55766256254663306832009-11-05T19:38:08.577-06:002009-11-05T19:38:08.577-06:00Well, Libby, the highest rated one for ladies was ...Well, Libby, the highest rated one for ladies was here: http://www.amazon.com/Hand-Held-Personal-Massager-Attachment/dp/B001BZYGWQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1257471212&sr=1-1 and on the first comment, I read this gem:<br /><br />Now, if you are getting this gadget, you simply MUST get the attachments - the Wonder Wand and G-Spotter. Both provide great stimulation, and make the Magic Wand the wonder-sex-toy that it is. The Wonder Wand allows for some fantastic penetration movements, which is not as comfortable with the G-Spotter. But, the G-Spotter provides some absolutely earth-shaking stimulation. So, which is my favorite? BOTH! <br /><br />The highest rated "vibrator" for men was this one: http://www.amazon.com/Playmate-Girlfriend-Realistic-Vagina-Masturbator/dp/B0014MHXVM/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1257471384&sr=1-2<br /><br />I'm not really into those, so, I didn't read too far. I mean, my hand works fine for me when I need to handle things. But, plenty of good reading to be had!SmagBoy1https://www.blogger.com/profile/06579694369460538262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-51800713182219126152009-11-05T19:06:49.464-06:002009-11-05T19:06:49.464-06:00What did your foray net in you in the way of info ...What did your foray net in you in the way of info about vibes at Amazon?Madd Libbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12947718931795521357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243415857143630995.post-22477114579613059112009-11-05T17:09:34.027-06:002009-11-05T17:09:34.027-06:00Hey Seoul Sister! You say that you don't know...Hey Seoul Sister! You say that you don't know what you'd tell your daughter, but, it sounds like you have it down. I think you being you is all she'd ever need. :-)<br /><br />Greetings Debbie! It's wonderful to see you here. :-) Regarding "the emotional part", I simply meant the general emotions / questions / concerns / stigma associated with all things sex-related in our society. I reckoned mom could be a good source if she had any of those types of concerns. But, hey, too, if our young LW does get attached to her new friend. ;-)<br /><br />tentaculistic, I haven't checked for vibes on amazon, but, you can bet that I'm going there right now! :-PSmagBoy1https://www.blogger.com/profile/06579694369460538262noreply@blogger.com